Denno Aced Hood: Forever After

Posted: April 23, 2013 by ketihapa in Drama, Twitter
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Denno Be like….

If you missed it, this is the attention whoring that started it all. Yeah, i’m talking about the roast that went South on one Joyce Hood; and yes, you guessed right.

A dude was the attention whore in this case. Denno, basically, was on a heavy dry spell and like any other Team Mafisi would do, he found the first lass that was willing and ready. Only in this case, this lass was too willing and ready. Denno backed off, but not before he revealed his true reasons why he rejected the opportunity to end a dryspell longer than Kiyapi’s diastema.

Nonethless, KOT, being the lovers of justice and drama that they are were not left out, especially when it was finally found out that Joyce is the supposed Blogger X.. you’ll understand why Rama went HAM.

I would suggest you read the tweets from bottom going up or it wont make much sense to you:

And to be True Joyce hood Has no heart And Is Desperately in need of a D If you Think i’m joking Take her No. +254714795916. NIMEMALIZA!

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With The Love i have for my D . I CANT TAP THAT’

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At that Time i had Some Baby Locks and she could try all pick up lines like ” i Need to your hair… Nshit” But No! All was in vain.

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Days later She was on My DM like ”Denno Wangu Ulisema Nikujie D Lini??” but the bitch could hear me!

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I couldn’t help myself but Leave her talking To herself…Mpara Khoja Where I Boarded A Mat Mpaka home…

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She said ” niambie Nikuje When unitombe” with my temper i replied ”wewe sasa najua Unadunga boxer kama chali na sijui kama una Pussy’

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She said ” aki For sure Nivenye Na nyesha Saa hii” i told her for sure i cnt fuck you , i’d rather die with this dryspell.

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She continued …” All i want You to Do i To Break My Virginity” and i was like ”wewe Uko sure unasema nini ??”

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…And if you dont believe me We can go to a VCT so that i can get Tested..”And I Murmured to myself ”aki ya Ngai Hii siwes ata na dawa’

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Holding my Ulcers constant now i could face this bitch…. And she told Me ” Denno, on a serious note ,i’m A Virgin and I’m HIV negative…

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We went to some back street Joint and bought some Spirit and i drank it Like water just to see Whether i was Dreaming or not.

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I told her ‘ I’m sorry i cant talk to you while i’m sober i need a blunt or some Alcohol..”

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Sagged Trousers, Lace less shoes And A Torn Bag … That was her! !

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So we Met around Commercial Stage n Dayuum! I WAS AFRAID OF EVEN Hugging her… I was like I’m unfollowing you Right now Via my Inner being

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A certain Friday she texted me ‘Niko Tao tutapatana Lini juu nataka Kukuona’ My anxiety Couldn’t help but say ”niko tao pia”

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Within a Minute my Mentions were Flooding due to that pic he quickly called Me : ”Aki DENNO delete hyo picha pliz, she cried over the 4n

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So i Posted the downloadd pic and Tagged her handle and Niggas like Edgar amutavi nakina Kevoice shockingly askd “is she a he or he a she?’

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She Texted Me : Nikama Unataka Nikutoanishe kwa TL.. I was scared coz that Gangster imagination of her was crippling on my head.

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From the look of things i downloaded One pic And started Doubting Whether that Was a Chiq behnd that A/c so i got mad n Startd like a tweef

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From the look of things i downloaded One pic And started Doubting Where that Was a Chiq behind that A/c so i got mad n Started like a tweef

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Stalking her Pics Here and There Then i saw Some pics and i started asking is this her boyfriend or is this her,but i swerved.

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I Added More Friends Via My Phonebook Contacts and Dayuum I saw ‘twittercrush’s Name ‘JOYCE hood Jayce’ and i could help but start…

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My Dryspell couldn’t Help But Ask To Meet Her Soonest… We kept On forwarding dates … So one day i choose to add more friends on Mkz

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Little did i know i was making my Worst Choice in my Twilife…. And the DM action started… I gave her my Phone number

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And Sooner or later i made up my Mind and i tweeted ” #TweetYourTwitterCrush @joyce_hood

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And i Thought For a Couple of minutes about who to tweet as my twitter crush n i was sitting on the fence to tweet @Tshirrow or @joyce_hood

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Two weeks , Three weeks and the Convo. Went on and on…. And suddenly came a TT ‘ # TweetYourTwitterCrush and then i couldn’t hold it..

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This was back in october Last year… And so the @joyce_hood seemed to be an Attention seeker on my mentions and so i Followed her…

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Started From Making appearances On my Mentions,n i wondered Who’s this Chiq over my Mentions infact i dnt evn fllw her…She was @joyce_hood

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If you Think Twitter aint THAT serious Read The Following…

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Don’t judge me For the Following… [EXPOSED 1 #ACEversion]..

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BEWARE: the Following Monologue may be Used as a Withheld Roast Program. Some will be happy and many will be shocked!

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Blogger Y, i’d suggest you watch your back. You can catch all the action on either these TLs:

@Ramzzy_ @Granvillesoy @Droid254 @Armuisme @Denno_Ace @Chachathegunner @BullyFiasco @Vineeofficiale @_mabbey @Qanyizi

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